starbucks.

dear starbucks,

why must you be so addicting? i think i visit starbucks every day. i think your baristas know my name or at least know my debit card by now. i am honestly so surprised that they have yet to say "hey michael noel, the usual?" i'm still waiting for it.
i know your baristas know that i always come in wanting either a venti vanilla latte with soy and an extra shot, a venti green tea latte with soy and an extra shot or a venti pike coffee.

why can't you do, "buy this many drinks and you get a free one after ?" i think i deserve some discounted drinks or a free venti pike.

you get all of my money!
...i love you,

yours truly,
michael noel